Red Shirt's Blog

Apr 17
elaztec818:

wannajoke:

Totally would ride into battle
http://wanna-joke.com/totally-would-ride-into-battle/

Whoa
Apr 17

ruinedchildhood:

Bikini Bottom just got real..

Apr 16

goldcollars:

dennys:

Do you think the claw-machine claw gets lonely when no one wins for a long time, aching for the briefest moment of contact, the plush touch of fleeting companionship?

I laughed to fucking hard

Apr 16

sadghoulzclub:

"their"

Apr 16
tito-blargh:

Only the cool kids will get it.

tito-blargh:

Only the cool kids will get it.

Apr 16
Apr 16
Apr 16

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

Apr 16
mambo-no-fruito:

Airport Simulator 2014, everyone. Truly a gem.

This is how I imagine me fucking something up at work will happen

mambo-no-fruito:

Airport Simulator 2014, everyone. Truly a gem.

This is how I imagine me fucking something up at work will happen

Apr 16
lethalitycomplex:

thedemonica:

i’m pretty sure you created tron

*DAFT PUNK INTENSIFIES*

lethalitycomplex:

thedemonica:

i’m pretty sure you created tron

*DAFT PUNK INTENSIFIES*